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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Medicated Part Two

This post will make more sense if you read last week's post first. It's ingeniously titled Medicated Part One to distinguish it from this one, Medicated Part Two.

Then we get to the worst part of the day. I was feeling better in the afternoon after a long, damp nap (reference is from last week's post) when I heard sirens in the distance. Why is that important, you ask? Let's back up a bit.


The nice thing about Korean Jindo dogs is that they don't bark much. Caleb would bark to alert me when a person came on our property, but he wouldn't bark at birds, squirrels, or paper bags flying in the wind. Which was good, generally speaking. 

My problem was that on the few occasions he did bark, he only barked when outside. I wanted him to bark when he was inside and someone came to the door (especially while Jay was at the fire station for a 24-hour shift and I was home alone). Caleb's fierce, white-wolf looks didn’t intimidate strangers when he was silently peeking from around the corner. 

Our vet told us we'd done an amazing job with Caleb's rehab so far (a neighbor rescued him and gave him to us several months earlier), but advised us to continue to build his confidence until he felt secure enough to bark while in the house. The vet was an older man with a heavy European accent, and since I'm illogically convinced that a heavy European accent guarantees expertise, I raptly listened.  


While looking for ways to boost Caleb's confidence, I noticed that when he was outside, he howled happily, tail wagging, when he heard firetruck sirens.

 

A light bulb went on (bing!). I figured that if I could encourage him to howl indoors, then he would eventually feel secure enough to bark indoors as well. Brilliant!

So, the next time Caleb was inside and I heard sirens, I cleverly said, "Howl," and gave him a demonstration. He looked perplexed that I was howling in the house, but eventually joined me by making some faint, strange noises, with his forehead puckered. He was possibly asking if I was losing my mind, but I praised his vocal efforts with an enthusiastic, "Good howl!"

When Jay came home from work the next morning, we heard sirens again (no, we don't have an arsonist on our street; we live a couple of miles from the fire station.), so I commanded, "Howl," and we both howled for Caleb. After a few minutes of our idiotic indoor bawling, he finally joined us with a response that sounded like a dying moose.

Most likely it was doggy laughter.  

But I exclaimed, "Good howl!" to encourage him.
 
Back to the worst part of my day...I was feeling better in the afternoon after a long, damp nap (reference is from last week's post) when I heard sirens in the distance. Caleb was outside, and I knew he'd howl when they came closer. Excitedly, I shouted for Jay, who was in the kitchen, to rush outside and join him. 

Jay obligingly ambled out the side door. He's very good to me.

Thinking, I, too, could help, I climbed out of bed and went out on the back deck. I couldn't see Jay, who was around the corner of the house, but when I couldn't hear him, I had an annoying suspicion that he was humoring me by standing there whispering, "Howl. Howl. Ah-rooo. Ah-rooo," under his breath. 

The sirens were lessening, but I smugly decided that I, at least, was dedicated enough to our pup's rehab to continue the exercise. 

I leaned over the deck railing in my powder blue, snowflake pajamas and howled. 

To my joy, Caleb raced from the side of the house, barking! I proudly assumed that he was responding to my feral vocalization, so, although the sirens were long gone, I threw back my head and howled again. 

Nice and long and loud. 

It was a spectacular howl!

As I slowly lowered my head at the end of my award-worthy canine call, I noticed that Caleb had kept running because he was actually barking at the neighbor who lives behind us; she was next to our back fence, partially concealed by the bush she'd been clipping, staring at me in open-mouthed shock. 

She abruptly put her head down and scurried away. 

We don’t know her well, so I desperately wanted to yell to her rapidly retreating back, "I'M MEDICATED. HEAVILY!" 

Verse of the day:  (2 Corinthians 15:13-14) "If it seems we are crazy, it is to bring glory to God. And if we are in our right minds, it is for your benefit. Either way, Christ's love controls us."

Zoe pretending she wants a howling lesson (I wasn't going to lean over the railing this time).
She didn't let out a sound, so I began to suspect she was just egging me on.
Confirmation of the set-up complete when she burst out laughing.
"Humans! Ha! They're so gullible."
Follow up:  I stopped taking that prescription (to the great relief of my husband and several neighbors). So I can no longer use medication as an excuse for my behavior.

I miss that.

16 comments:

  1. Just as good fences make good neighbors, bad medications make good stories. Thanks for the early morning smile.

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    1. And you thought I committed with last week's photos. Jay shook his head in disbelief as I went on the back deck, once again, in blue snowflake pajamas so I could howl for pictures--I wasn't even medicated this time! That's just how devoted I am to making people smile on a Wednesday. (I see that tear of gratitude forming in the corner of your eye. FYI, if you put a band-aid over your laptop's built-in camera, people can't spy on you. Not that I'D ever spy on anyone--I meant other spying people.)

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  2. HAAAAAAA!!! This is SO funny! I could almost see your shocked neighbor's face in my mind. Tell me, have you made any headway in befriending her since?

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    1. I did try to explain once, but I'm not sure it helped.

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  3. Love it! Did you ever get to befriend and explain to that neighbor?

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    1. Explain, yes. Befriend, not really. I don't think she's quite sure what to make of me. Adding backyard chickens may not have helped the situation, although we've given her husband eggs a few times over the fence. He's nice, but looks at me like he's trying not to laugh and thinking, "So, this is the girl who wears pajama pants all day, howls with her dog, and takes her chickens on walks around the yard." Eccentrics are supposed to be accepted in the South! Maybe you have to be born here for that to work.

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  4. Love love love this story!!! (made me laugh out loud!)

    I think you should add audio clips to this post - is that possible?? :D

    Linda DeJeu

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  5. I would love to have a talk with your neighbor-haha :). I can say this, you love your pets :). Love you!!

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    1. Howling worked for Caleb--not sure how well it's worked for me, though.

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  6. oh dear sweet Jesus. We pray that you would touch our Pamela and...nah.never mind. we like her just the way she is.;o) love you so muchly my dear sweet Pamela.;o)

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    1. HAHAHA! Reesa, you're too funny. Yeah, you don't want me "fixed" because you look normal in comparison to me.

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  7. Pamela, for Father's Day I've printed out some of my favorites from your blog to send to my dad who is recovering from a back injury and can't do much of anything. He LOVES a good laugh and he'll get plenty from you. This one takes the cake! (Don't do that literal Romanian thing on me or I'll punch you.)

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  8. I love that! Thanks! Is he not on-line? I could add him to my email alerts if he is. I hope his back gets better. Now I want cake!!

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    1. Oh, yeah, I meant to ask you: I know you liked the verse from last week's blog, but what did you think about the one from this week? Is that "me" or what?

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  9. I love the story and the photo of you on the deck howling. Priceless! I think acting GOOFY is healthy even when we're NOT medicated. Lol.
    Thanks for sharing this, Pamela!
    M

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